If you play bumper cars with...
childrens battery operated vehicles...
and you weigh more than 60 lbs...
You MIGHT BE A REDNECK...
Brenda ALMOST fits...
Go Rose on a mini scooter!
Because the helmet and tennis balls will save him....?
The REDNECK version of Wii Fit! Balance the trailer...
If standing doesn't work...then laying down HAS to...
Beer in one hand, cigarette in the other...maybe they serve as balance...?
If you play bumper cars with... 
childrens battery operated vehicles...
and you weigh more than 60 lbs...
You MIGHT BE A REDNECK...
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